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hihowsyourlife:

best scene in the history of the film industry.

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cantjumpthetrack:

@tutucavoraz ^_^

cantjumpthetrack:

@tutucavoraz ^_^

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Tomada con Instagram en Cabildo

Tomada con Instagram en Cabildo

El precioso matuasto. (Tomada con instagram)

El precioso matuasto. (Tomada con instagram)

Nada mejor que una copita de Fernet para pasar tan opipara cena. (Photo by tutucavoraz)

Nada mejor que una copita de Fernet para pasar tan opipara cena. (Photo by tutucavoraz)

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bitnik:

mushuu:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

^ LOLOLOLOL

Genius. The toaster’s cool too.

bitnik:

mushuu:


The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

^ LOLOLOLOL

Genius. The toaster’s cool too.

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cantjumpthetrack:

awesomeness

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