best scene in the history of the film industry.
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@tutucavoraz ^_^ (Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Nada mejor que una copita de Fernet para pasar tan opipara cena. (Photo by tutucavoraz)
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My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” ^ LOLOLOLOL (Source: secretsbest)
Genius. The toaster’s cool too.
The Defibrillator Toaster

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